Sunday Sunday Sunday, whilst most moderately intelligent Washington Residences searched for a cold drink to submerge their fatty fat asses

 into and escape one of our few 90 degree days of the summer of OH-Ten, Oneshot and I manned up and went down to Capitol Forest to get

 dirty dirty on the seat of the moto.

First off, this shit is Swappy Built Tough, so we had a reputation to uphold. We weren't fucking around this Sunday Sunday Sunday.

So over some motherfucking hills and..

And through some motherfucking woods...

To be cock blocked by some Wrong Way signs left by some Tacoma MTB bitches. Hey crackers, take your damn signs down.

So, we deviated from the plan, went through more motherfucking woods..

Up jump jump motherfucking hill.. which kicked some serious ass btw.

 

To the summit of Capitol Peak.

 

And then just a 'quick' rally back to the lot for a cheeseburger meal.

 

Power up complete. Straddline MX was the quiest, so through the find your own line woods we rolled.

 

Until we were defeated again, for this trail is a dead end.

So inhale some dust cause this wrong turn could be right and Straddline MX was soon found.

 

And a secret jump track too.

 

Oneshot rubs one more out and we call it a day.

 

Epic day motoXn. 69 miles total. Quite a pull, but thats what you do when your STB.